i saw two earthworms mating
i was about to use them for baiting
then i saw their tricks
no holes and no pricks
hermaphrodite sex is amazing
i went on a date with a jamie
i wanted jamie like crazy
she dressed like a guy
i didn't have to ask why
cause jamie is jamie is jamie
stephany wrote on my locker
that i was a lesbian
i was in second grade and
i didn't know what that meant then
so many boxes and straight lines
and most of us are such a queer kind
the worms do what they feel
and to me that is real
and they don't give a damn if you mind
