Tom: C [C] F I'm in love with my right hand C Ohh yeah [C] F He is always there, when i need a 5 minute friend C (G) Ohh yeah Am And i can speed myself up F Slow myself down (C)(C) (G)(G)(C)(C) As long as there's no one else a-round Am F It's just me and my adult DVD (power chords) [Ab] [G] And i can freeze the frame at my favorite part [Ab] [G] And pretend the the actress is here [Ab] [A#] [Ab] C(bar on 8th) I can pretend that Mandy Mammaries is here with me