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June fourth 2005 will always be remembered
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As the day that I looked in to the mirror
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And confirmed my suspicion... I'm losing my hair. Eb G Ab x2
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I could take a pill called Propecia,
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It causes pain in just one nut and that freaks me out.
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I could join the hair club for man,
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The salesman told me it's only as much as a car
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To get a transplant, with only three weeks of head scabs
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That's not for me... No!
If it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!
Woah, woah, yeah!
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I know I'm not alone, every room I go to some dude knows how I feel,
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It's just hair, if we were truly evolved we woudn't have that shit anywhere.
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I can't change the way I look, but I can change how I look at it, 'cause if it's up to me
If it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!
Woah, woah, yeah!
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Bruce Willis is fucking hot
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And Captain Picard is generally regarded as sexy,
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I look just like that dude from Snatch.
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I'll just start working out and buy some clothes I'll be so cool,
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No one will notice I'm a bald guy.
Gonna be a bald guy
Gonna be a bald guy
