If you are a lonely, thirsty boy Looking for a band of freaks to join There's a drinkers convention, convening every night Attracting attention underneath the yellow light If your bar gets closed and you don't know Where to get a drink why don't you go To a drinkers convention,� Oh-oh-oh - Here we go Lots of laughs, lots of noise � agip boys We meet working people in the morning light They say good morning, we say good night