Does anyone know where the march is? We've been searching for hours We couldn't get the generator started We were on the back of a lorry But with no power we had no sound While we were tackling the problem The march moved off and disappeared into town Oh where did it go - god knows It could have been worse I suppose Just look at us We're standing there in our rebel clothes Singing rebel songs with a rebel pose We were waiting for the traffic to clear Stuck outside Tesco's Does anyone know where the march is we bellowed at the passers by They thought we were a bunch of crazies - no reply We saw a kid clutching a leaflet Ah, this is where the march must've been She told us we were all stupid It was causing the traffic jam that we were in Oh where did it go - god knows It could have been worse I suppose Just look at us We're standing there in our rebel clothes Singing rebel songs with a rebel pose We were waiting for the traffic to clear Stuck outside Tesco's A band with a message Going nowhere So we played to the shoppers In the end we didn't care, we didn't care They said, what's this, what's this, oh how subversive