Well I don't know why I came here tonight I've got a feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I don't know how I'll get down the stairs Well it's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you And I'm wondering what it is I should do It's so hard to keep this smile on my face When I'm going all over the place Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you When you started off with nothing And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your family comes all crawling Slaps you on the back and saying Please, please (Repeat) Trying to make some sense of it all But I can see it makes no sense at all Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor I don't think I can take anymore Well, clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Ooh, stuck in the middle with you Yeah, stuck in the middle with you Here I am stuck in the middle with you Here I am stuck in the middle with you Yes I am stuck in the middle with you Yeah, stuck in the middle with you Ooh, stuck in the middle with you