Ho, ho, ho, oh, little train, my little elf, another great Christmas. Ah, man, it's boring, it's boring, same thing every year, so let's have a funky Christmas! Have a funky funky Christmas, have a funky funky Christmas. New Kids On The Block, let's rock, it's Christmas time. We're gonna celebrate it with a rhyme. Danny D, are you ready? - Ready as I'll ever be Steady - you know, Joey Joe is ready Jordan and Jon, yeah, come on, we got a funky, funky Christmas going on. Have a funky... Funky Christmas and a funky new year, I swear we got ourselves a party here Girls on the floor knows our posse at the door Should I stop - nah cool - here's more of this song, a funky Christmas melody 'cause Jordan K feels so Christmasy Throw your hands in the air pause, kick the ballistics Santa Claus Have a funky... Sneaking downstairs on Christmas Eve I saw a sight that you just wouldn't believe St. Nick by the fireplace dusting off his head with a frown on his face He said hay - said what - he said you - I said what He said you left the fire burning and I burnt my butt so now I've learned you've got to turn the fireplace down so Santa won't get burned Have a funky... Have a funky... Slipping and sliding through the city streets I'll be in town getting down to the Christmas beat it's Danny D I'm here with Christmas cheer no feeling to end the party of the year it's going I'm showing fresh rhymes I'm throwing it's snowing outside but we ho-ho-hoing Santa's on the way, sleigh bells are ringing, swinging, everybody start singing Have a funky.... It's Christmas, can you swing this? Funky