Tom: Em E|------------------------------------------------------------| (tuning: standard) (intro) D A B F#^ G^ D A B F#^ G^ ahhh (verse 1) i i dont kill and i dont murder or manufacture atomic weapons F#^ G^ and i dont eat meat and i dont eat vegetables no no no (chorus) D A B F#^ G^ cause i only eat candy oh oh oh i only eat sweets D A B F#^ G^ yeah i only eat candy my friend oh oh oh i i only eat candy (play this 4X) C C B C B A A G A B (verse 2) and i i dont believe no i dont believe in your corny old jesus F#^ G^ and i dont worship satan no not like charlie and steve no no no (chorus) D A B F#^ G^ cause i only eat candy oh oh oh i only eat sweets D A B F#^ G^ yeah i only eat candy my friend yeah i i only eat candy yeah (play this 4X) C C B C B A A G A B im angry (bridge) D A B F#^ D A B F#^ ylno tae ydnac ylno tae steews ylno tae ydnac ylno tae ydnac G^ ahhhhhhhhhh (chorus) D A B F#^ G^ cause i only eat candy oh oh oh i only eat sweets D A B F#^ G^ yeah i only eat candy my godd friend oh i i only eat candy yeah (play this 4X) C C B C B A A G A B C the longest line