Oh I can't dance! Yes you can! Stop that Oh I really can't Oh yes you can come on right left, right left Just give it a try Really you can teach me Oh yeah You got the legs for it Cause it seems to me Oh it seems to you I said it seems to me You said it seems to you A such embarrassing situation calls for concentration Do you dig me jack We dig you jack Can you think of a plan? We solid can Can you sing and dance? I'll take a chance Are your boots on right? I got 'em laced up tight Is Miss Miller a killer? From a Spanish villa Is her dancing mellow? Why, mellow as a cello Then it seems to me Obviously You wanna go right into your Terpsichore I never could do the conga Could never get through the conga But if you say do the conga I ain't hep to that step But I'll dig it I never could see mazurkas They're poison to me, mazurkas But if it's to be mazurkas I ain't hep to that step But I'll dig it When they invented the Charleston I was a total flop Right But say if you want to Charleston I'll never stop I'll dance till I drop I never could dig the polka The corniest jig, the polka But if you say dig the polka I ain't hep to that step But I'll dig it Alright Oh there you go, there you go down You can dance sugar That's not so hard What was that dance called I never could do the conga Could never get through the conga But if you say do the conga I ain't hep to that step But I'll dig it I never could see mazurkas They're poison to me, mazurkas But if it's to be mazurkas I ain't hep to that step But I'll dig it When they invented the Charleston I was a total flop But say if you want to Charleston She'll never stop She'll dance till I drop I never could dig the polka The corniest jig, the polka But if you say dig the polka I ain't hep to that step She ain't hep to that step I ain't hep to that step She ain't hep to that step She ain't hep to that step...