Beer number 1 Off to the show tonight I'm hanging with the zombie crew I'm armed with cash And my fake I.D. Standing in line Bugged by beer number 2 After beer number 3 All girls looks hot I'm dizzy trying to make out With some chick In the parking lot Beer number 4, 5, 6, and 7 Now I'm wasted Feels like I'm in heaven Beer number 8, my favorite band Is on I bought a t-shirt I want them to sign Stage diving into the pit On the dance floor While finishing beer number 9 Beer number 10 it's time to go My friend says: "Don't take the car" I say: "Whatever bro" Down with beer 11 and 12 Off course I can drive Beer number 13 Was the last thing I did alive Wrecked out of hell Me and the devil gives a fuck Bloody knees And broken elbows/neck That's when I know that I'm struck... by a wreckin' ball