Tom: A Intro: A A Tried to save the trees, bought a plastic bag A The bottom fell out it was a piece of crap (piece of crap!) After a few verses, there's a chord change: it goes like this: C D B to A (to next verse) BILLY TALBOT singing: (piece of crap!) Tried to save the trees bought a plastic bag the bottom fell out it was a piece of crap Saw it on the tube bought it on the phone now you're home alone it a piece of crap I tried to plug it in I tried to turn it on When I got it home it was a piece of crap Got it from a friend on him you can depend I found out in the end it was a piece of crap I'm trying to save the trees I saw it on TV They cut the forest down to build a piece of crap I went back to the store they gave me four more the guy told me at the door it was a piece of crap