I went to the parlour to get myself a root beer then I heard you whisper into my left ear; You said 'baby, I love you, (and with a grin) you said, I want to dribble on your chin- is that a sin? Oh, I've been cattle rustling for the best years of my life, and I've never met nobody that I wanna call my wife; Oh I've been cattle rustling for the best days of the year, but it strikes my that you're vey odd- infact you're rather queer.Oh, I've been cattle rustling for the best years of my life, and I've never met nobody that I wanna call my wife; Oh I've been cattle rustling for the best days of the year, but it strikes my that you're vey odd- infact you're rather queer. Repeat 4 times. Fade out.