Half a day from nowhere, Hurrying to get there Ninety miles an hour In two Plymouth wagons The Avis lady gave us a smile Tom's getting uptight Max'll will make it all right Ken's asleep in back Artie's reading a map That's takin' us where we're heading to We should be there soon There's a sign up ahead Wash my face and get fed And that voice in my head Keeps sayin' I'm lonely But I'm only payin' my dues Holiday Inn Blues Had a reservation, best accommodations We get the word, they never heard We were comin' by at all See what they can do for me, Only got one room free Little bit confined, but if you guys don't mind We'll put you up in our bridal suite The view can't be beat And a fine view they got Of a new parking lot And I can't repeat what's in my mind As I lay back resigned And I kick off my shoes Holiday Inn Blues Time to put a show on Gettin' time to go on People call for more, We do two encores Take our bows and we're feelin' fine We got to unwind Want some coffee, but then This town closes at ten Looks like I'm gonna spend One more night by the light Of the late show And Charlie Chans's crew Holiday Inn Blues Holiday Inn Blues I feel so down Holiday Inn Blues What am I gonna do?