Tom: Am
C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ C* ~ Em* C*
Today's just so wonderful, I feel like chuckling
N.C.
Ha ha ha!
C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ Em* C*
I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling,
C D
full of...Tarantulas!
G A
And now that I'm here,
C* D*
tonight.. it's gonna get..
C*
WEIRD!
~ ~ C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~
C* Em C*
HA HA HA HA!
C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ Em* C*
[Verse 1]
F D
Look at these creatures, not enough features
G E
Cats should breathe fire, bears should sing choir
Am C
(choir noises idk)
C
(Spoken: Hmm! Very nice!)
F D
Look at this tower, under my power!
G E Am C
Look at these people, puny and feeble! (Woo hoo!)
[Verse 2]
F* ~ ~ F* ~ ~ Dm* ~ ~ E* Am*
Look, I'm just a triangle trying to save you
F* ~ ~ F* ~ ~ Dm* ~ E* Am*
From the delusions society gave you
D F#m
Gravity's a lie!
Am E
So is the sky
F F#m F# C
Trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing EYE!
C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~
Em* C*
HA HA!
C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ Em* C*
(Spoken: WOO! AW MAN! THIS IS CRAZY!)
[Verse 3]
F
Look at this money!
D
Who's that, honey?
G E
Look throughout history, how could you miss me?
Am C
(Spoken: Seriously, I am ALL over the place!)
F
Look at this weather,
D
I could do better!
G
Mandelbrot rainbows!
E
Screaming tornadoes!
Am C
Ba Bada Ba Ba Bada!
F D
Look at this loser, drinking coffee!
G
(sips)
N.C.
Hmm ..Now it's decaf!
Am
(spits)
C
HAHAHAHAHA!
F
Look at these people,
D
calling me evil!
G
Right back at ya,
E
Now you're all statues!
Am C
Ba Bada Ba Ba Bada
[Verse 5]
F A Dm
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW HAS DISAPPEADD
Fm
IT'S GONNA GET
C
WEIRD
