Sweetie, I don't want your cookies If you're looking for applause, keep lookin' Your recipe's boring, need a little more spice in my cookin' Honey you don't want my problems If you had 'em you would sink to the bottom You should bring your life jacket 'Cause people like you can't handle this, no Where were you when I needed you? Tell me, where were you when I needed you? Fake ass bitches When they smile in your face, but behind you it ain't well wishes When they eatin' all the food off your plate and they don't do dishes When they words and they actions blur and they don't know different No time for these fake ass bitches You can go jump on the bandwagon You, your money and your lame ass friends Go ahead and jump on the bandwagon With you fake ass bitches I been down in the trenches, you should know but you don't pay attention You wouldn't know real talk if it screamed out loud in your face, now listen You got away with it, I believed you for a hot minute Could've used a friend in the moment but you had to go ghost, leave me lonely Where were you when I needed you? Tell me, where were you when I needed you? Fake ass bitches When they smile in your face, but behind you it ain't well wishes When they eatin' all the food off your plate and they don't do dishes When they words and they actions blur and they don't know different No time for these fake ass bitches You can go jump on the bandwagon You, your money and your lame ass friends Go ahead and jump on the bandwagon With you fake ass bitches How about a hand for the real ones? Put it down, had my back since day one Never hear about 'em throwing no shade, no So if you one of us, stand up Tired of the gossip think you had enough? Don't worry about 'em, middle fingers up to these Fake ass bitches When they smile in your face, but behind you it ain't well wishes When they eatin' all the food off your plate and they don't do dishes When they words and they actions blur and they don't know different No time for these fake ass bitches You can go jump on the bandwagon You, your money and your lame ass friends Go ahead and jump on the bandwagon With you fake ass bitches With your bitch ass With your bitch ass