Flyin' cross the desert in a TWA saw a woman walkin' cross the sand She'd walked thirty miles on route to LA to get a brown eyed handsome man Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass she had the world in the palm of her hand She lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match to get a brown eyed handsome man She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man Way back in hist'ry three thousand years ever since the world began There's a whole lotta good women sheddin' their tears for a brown eyed handsome man It was the trouble was a brown eyed handsome man Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind between a doctor and a lawyer man Mama told her darlin' go out and find yourself a brown eyed handsome man Just like your daddy was a brown eyed handsome man Arrested on charges of unemployment sittin' on the witness stand TJudge's wife called up the district attorney said free that brown eyed handsome man If you want your job you better free that brown eyed man Way back in hist'ry three thousand years...