It wasn't my intention to eavesdrop But there was a guy sat, two stools away And you could tell the bartender knew him And that he'd been there some other day And while I sipped my libation I overheard his conversation Remember how I'd walk in What excitement there would be? Never less than twenty people I had lots of friends, you see I gave the party, I was the host Everyone loved me, I was the most Champagne and plenty of it Real imported caviar And the hatcheck girl got fifty Just for lighting my cigar I kept 'em laughin', jokes by the yard Everyone loved me, I was a card And I had a girl, a beautiful girl, her whole world I think, consisted of mink and diamonds and pearls Because she was mine, I'd glitter and shine And life was a ball, and wasn't it all, so cozy 'n fine? But nothing lasts forever and the deepest well runs dry Just 'cause I've stopped rolling sevens doesn't mean I have to cry I'll take that nightcap, one more won't show And incidentally maybe you know where, oh, where, oh, where Did everyone go? Where, oh, where, oh Where did everyone go?