Tom: D
D C
You start your own company
F G
Only in America
D C
Mixing chemicals a new way
F G
Only in America
D C
It's good for the economy
F G
Only in America
D C
Makin' cancer everyday
F G
Only in america
[Chorus]
A
Then someone can make a buck
A
With the cure for your bad luck
A
When you're born you start to die
A
Don't know from what, and you don't know why
[Verse 2]
D C
So you start your own religious cult
F G
Only in America
D C
Live on the San Andreas Fault
F G
Only in America
D C
Eat your own weight in salt
F G
Only in America
D C
Pick your boogers in your car
F G
Only in America
[Chorus]
A
Then someone can make a buck
A
With the cure for your bad luck
A
You buy a couch with food stamps
A
Be the woman with Midol cramps
[Break]
D N.C. C N.C. F G
D N.C. C N.C. F G
