It's so cold in here

Oh it's so cold in here
And I'm freezing of my balls
And I'm lost in fear
Beneath a blanket with a gun
This is not my idea of fun 

But it's so long ago
Back in 1985
I was still a child
And with a blanket and a gun
Just longing for the sun 

Licquorice and winegums
Cowboys and indians
Kindly cheer me up
With icecream in a cup
Over by the lakeside
Fires in the night
It's the silene before the storm
Oh come and keep me warm