I went to the bathroom Just to check my hair During practice for a band I joined on a dare When I came back, small heart attack From the note on the door It said no girls allowed Go home, we don't want you no more Does it mean that I'm outta the band again? Does it mean I'm walking home alone? Through the tenderloin alone Knew that I would never get that boob job that you wanted me to Knew it was the final straw, wouldn't hold the lollipop at the photo shoot last week Well, I have found a better band, one that don't require men All our songs are about the body politic Most of them are covers And we practice in the suburbs And we all have multiple lovers and we're called the Beckies Does it mean that I'm outta the band again? Does it mean I'm walking home alone?