Reporting live from the field one day I said "Back to you" in the usual way This time, instead of an empty chair There was you and we were on the air Our faces float across the channel While a list play a clip to your plan, oh You said, "1, 2, 3, test, test, test Now to the weather girl I like best" When the cameraman leaves the news truck, flash me When the cameraman leaves the news truck, moon me Starry night in a twig hut Man, did I have the pot's luck Sitting next to you through the whole meal Nice thing to start our reel We've done stories on fishless sushi Nude hot springs, and victims of zombies Intersplicing the news feed with your choice vinyl leads Could it be you prefer me to a busty nurse interviewee? When the cameraman leaves the news truck, flash me When the cameraman leaves the news truck, moon me We return from the commercial with the evening news And I've got a special announcement for the handsome man dressed in the velour suit You're not tied down, but you got an anchor We've got no regrets, and we haven't even had the best part yet I'm hoping for dramatic features, I'm hoping for foreign correspondence I want more smiles, how about you?