You've been an asshole for most of your life So all I want for Christmas is for you to be nice You've been an asshole for most of your life So all I want for Christmas is for you to be nice Go head and turn the wheels Digging deep inside your head Back when you swore you could feel Your body pulling off your bed We can tell when you're not listening We can tell when you're not all there Everything takes really long for you to do And I'm sure you think that life ain't fair You've been an asshole for most of your life So all I want for Christmas is for you to be nice You've been an asshole for most of your life So all I want for Christmas is for you to be nice That's what they said to me That's what I thought I heard It made my feelings bleed It made my stomach burn I guess I needed to hear What I already knew Cause sometimes that's what it takes For assholes to improve You've been an asshole for most of your life So all I want for Christmas is for you to be nice You've been an asshole for most of your life So all I want for Christmas is to never never ever be an asshole Asshole asshole asshole whoa