My chains are old and rusty My spikes no longer sharp My jacket is gray now My hair is falling out My heroes have betrayed me To the pop side of the force As they dress in pretty lace I scream out my disgrace chorus: It's hard to be a Viking Oh, no battle for me to die Yeah it's hard to be a Viking Keep this pose all summer time It's fucking hard, the way it is I'll never get to Valhalla Please help me Thor, or your father Odin I just don't know what to do repeat chorus