Oh those were the good times the best times i´ve ever had Times of climbing up trees to piss on an old man´s head Times of burping contests, magazines under the mattress With all their pages stuck, spit fights and water guns I grew up, i blew up I just got fatter and dumber Got older, not wiser I just got fatter and dumber... I´ll just make another snot ball pick my nose until i die Posters falling off the wall my dick stuck in my fly Never stop playing with my food, someone took a dump in the pool Neighbor´s hung her clothes to dry, now her panties are all mine Chorus