Hey dad, thank you very much For being such a giant douchebag You are everything I'll never be Hey dad, grow a pair And then shave off that stupid ugly mustache 'Cause basically, you're dead to me Half of me is burning up The other half is freezing cold When I think of giving up I focus on the things I can control And I'll never gonna be like you Eyes shut till I saw right through Your bullshit and your lies A monster in disguise And I'll never gonna be like you Hard times, but I'll make it through The mess you left behind is for the best Because I'll never be like you Woah (I'm invincible) Woah (I'm invincible) Woah Hey dad, thank you very much For all the lessons that you taught me They'll be useful when I kick your ass So bad, by the way, mom says: Hey And also, you're a dick, galactic conquest? Yeah, I think I'll pass Half of me is burning up The other half is freezing cold When I think of giving up I focus on the things I can control And I'll never gonna be like you Eyes shut till I saw right through Your bullshit and your lies A monster in disguise And I'll never gonna be like you Hard times, but I'll make it through The mess you left behind is for the best Because I'll never be like you You were everything to me till you smashed my life to pieces When you smashed my face and left me in the dirt But you never broke my spirit down And I don't wanna hear about intentions Or your selfish plans to dominate the Earth Woah (I'm invincible) Woah (I'm invincible) Woah And I'll never gonna be like you Eyes shut till I saw right through Your bullshit and your lies A monster in disguise And I'll never gonna be like you Hard times, but I'll make it through The mess you left behind is for the best Because I'll never be like you And I'll never gonna be like you Eyes shut till I saw right through Your bullshit and your lies, but it's alright 'Cause I'll never be like you Woah (I'm invincible) Woah (I'm invincible) Woah