Take heed by me ye smugglers, I say take heed by me! While you ply your angry trade Ye villains of the sea, You'll drink strong rum and porter, You'll dine on roast wild pig. But if the admiralty catches you You'll dance the Hempen Jig! And you'll dance the hempen jig me boy, you'll dance the hempen jig! If the admiralty catches you you'll dance the hempen jig! O, once I was simple lad, And lived at home at ease. But now I am a pirate bold And plough the angry seas! I thought I'd like seafaring life, My rum and ale I'd swig. But now, its true, I live in fear Of dancin' the hempen jig! And you'll dance the hempen jig me boy, you'll dance the hempen jig! If they find out the trouble we've caused they'll throw us in the brig And when the morning comes (hey!) our punishment will be big If the admirality catches us we'll dance the hempin jig Old Johnny was a Tinkers son Who came from County Kerry. A sailor's friend and fan of rum He kept us all quite merry. On leave one night he got too drunk, They threw him in the brig. And when they learned he sailed with us, He danced the hempen jig! And you'll dance the hempen jig me boy, you'll dance the hempen jig! And when they learned he sailed with us,he danced the hempen jig! My love she was no foolish girl, Her age was but a score. My love was not a spinster, She'd been married twice before. A thief herself she dressed the part A mans hat and coat and wig, But she got caught a-plundering And danced the hempen jig! And you'll dance the hempen jig me boy, you'll dance the hempen jig! If they find out the trouble we've caused they'll throw us in the brig And when the morning comes (hey!) our punishment will be big If the admirality catches us we'll dance the hempin jig Our vessel it was homeward bound In our hold our loot and store. And many a golden bauble, Upon myself I wore. There were rings of gold with big fat gems And spices like thyme and fig, We got them all illegally And risk the hempen jig! And you'll dance the hempen jig me boy, you'll dance the hempen jig! If they find out the trouble we've caused they'll throw us in the brig And when the morning comes (hey!) our punishment will be big If the admirality catches us we'll dance the hempin jig And you'll dance the hempen jig me boy, you'll dance the hempen jig! If they find out the trouble we've caused they'll throw us in the brig And when the morning comes (hye!) our punishment will be big If the admirality catches us we'll dance the hempin jig