With me blunderbuss in hand, I accost my fellow man With a careful eye for gold & shiny things In the wink of an eye, I'll snatch your purse & fly All around these God-forsaken Seven Seas When I die (When I die) When I'm dead Let the Good Lord show some Mercy o'er my grave I am not an honest man, but I've done the best I can But a Pirate's Life 'aint much for getting Saved When the Captain took me on, though he stank of rot & rum He swore I'd see the Wonders of the World Now on board, as First Mate, I swear I've come to hate All the folly I've encountered while aboard. When I die (When I die) When I'm dead Let the Good Lord show some Mercy o'er my grave I am not an honest man, but I've done the best I can But a Pirate's Life 'aint much for getting Saved When them wenches urge me on, I tag 'em quick and run With all the honor any whore should right expect I'm a Pirate, after all, with me Cannon & me Balls So I'm sure they bid me, "Go right off to…" Heck! When I die (When I die) When I'm dead Let the Good Lord show some Mercy o'er my grave I am not an honest man, but I've done the best I can But a Pirate's Life 'aint much for getting Saved When I die (When I die) When I'm dead (Retard) Let the Good Lord show some Mercy o'er my grave… I am not an honest man, but I've done the best I can But a Pirate's Life 'aint much for getting Saved No, a Pirate's Life 'aint much for getting Saved…