Announcer: Ladies and Gentalmen and Sardines.
Here she is, Miss Ethel Mermaid.
Ethel: I get no kick out of A
B. C. and D.
Are just letters to me
And E. makes me endlessly blue.
But I get a kick out of U.
I get no fun from an F.
G. H. and I.
Merely cause me to sigh
And J. really makes me boo hoo
But I get a kick out of U.
K. L. M. N. O. P. Q. R. S
Are nothing once you've seen them.
Though T. and V.
Don't appeal to me
I'm nuts for what's between them.
W. gives me no thrill
X. Y. and Z
Are not my cup of tea
They just tell me the alphabet through
But I get a kick out of U.
(Ethel holds her "Belt C" while the fish sing)
Fish: K. L. M. N. O. P. Q. R. S
Are nothing once you've seen them
Shark: Though T. and V.
Don't appeal to her
She's nuts for what's between them
Ethel: W. gives me no thrill
X. Y. and Z.
Are not my cup of tea
They just tell me the alphabet through
But I get a Kick
A really big kick
I get a kick out of U.
