Tom: G D C Maria lays in the tannin bed Bm C D And reads the tuesday news Bm C Bm She's down there every week at the C D Same time with the same ol' blues D C She reads the funny papers Bm C D And then the classifieds Bm C Bm C And if she ain't too lseepy there's the D Weather report on the flip side [Bridge] Bm C D And this kansas life is a hard one Bm C D For a girl from Miami Bm C Bm C You're just staring out at the oil fields C D And that's all that I can see...... [Verse] D C Her old man's in the same place Bm C D Since the company let him go..... Bm C Bm C Just sippin the pabst blue ribbon and C D Cussin amoco...... D Maria drives home C From the tannin bed Bm And the black clouds C D Roll across the sky.... Bm C Bm C She pulls into the trailer park, pops the C D Trunk and calls the kids outside..... [Chorus] Bm C D Said there's a twister comin Bm C D And you haven't got a clue.... Bm C Bm C I ain't going to sit here in this double D Wide and wait around for you Bm C D Cause I'm taking the microwave oven Bm C D And I'm takin the color tv..... Bm C Bm C And I'm packin up the chevy C D With the kids and what's left of me...... [Outro] Bm C D This kansas life is a hard one Bm C D For a girl from miami Bm C Bm C Just staring out at the oil fields...