Tom: D
INTRO
D
VERSE
D
I still haven't found a girlfriend
G A
though I've tried a lot
D
So can you help me please
G A
it's tougher than I thought
G A
The odds are pretty good but
D G
the goods are pretty odd
A
still at this point I'd take anything you've got.
D
You see this all the time
G A
nice girls in love with jerks
D
What could they be thinking
G A
Tell me how it works
G A
If I've got some problems well I
D G
wouldn't be the first
A
but the ones I have in mind are even worse
CHORUS
G A D G
Even Hilter had a girlfriend
D A
Who he could always call
D
Who'd always be there for him
G A
In spite of all his faults
D A
He was the worst guy ever
D G
reviled and despised
D A
Even Hilter had a girlfriend so why can't I
(short pause) G
Why can't I?
VERSE
D
Life is full of contradictions
G A
Hard to understand
D
And for every happy woman
G A
There's a lonely man
G A
Nixon had his puppy
D G
Charles Manson had his clan
A
But god forbid that I get a girlfriend
CHORUS
G A D G
Even Hilter had a girlfriend
D A
Who he could call his own
D
to sweeten days of bitterness
G A
and feeling all alone
D A
I'm not as bad as Hilter but it
D G
doesn't mean a thing since
D A
they'd rather be with Hitler more than me
G D
I don't see why they'd rather be with
A G D
Hitler more than me
