Mother Hips

Single Spoon

Mother Hips


If I flew you 
to Honolulu 
I could do you 
my new tune 
but I've chosen 
very lonesome 
I suppose the wholesome thing to do 

single spoon 
half asleep in your hotel room 
alone and basically up on the moon 
single spoon 
are you stupid? 
don't you know 
that it takes two 
to do the spoon? 

now, I should warn you 
about California 
they're quick to scorn you 
if you fail 
to be the coolest 
or on the guest list 
and you're not foolish 
you're just kind of pale 

single spoon 
half asleep in your hotel room 
alone and basically up on the moon 
single spoon 
are you stupid? 
don't you know 
that it takes two 
to do the spoon? 

I'd make a major 
money wager 
that you've got your pager 
by your bed 
and I'm sleeping 
down in the deep end 
when I could be beeping you instead 

single spoon 
half asleep in your hotel room 
alone and basically up on the moon 
single spoon 
are you stupid? 
don't you know 
that it takes two 
to do the spoon?