Tom: Em Em I met this girl in a Birmingham taxi D I got it first, but she slipped in before me C Just as I was telling her, hey this is mine 'ho Am She already told the cab driver where to go G Me I always show respect for the ladies Bm C I sat back and let her have it her way D So good lord sees me through darkness and light D I tell you what I remembered from that night Em I'm hungry, do you fancy a little something to eat? D I can't go on forever on Cognac and weed C But she was already on the way down in the seat Am I tried to stop her, or maybe I didn't G So there I was in a strange situation Bm C The chauffeur said I can drop you off at the station D I said no man, no don't C I tell you when to stop keep your eyes on the road [Chorus] Em D C You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK Am G Bm C No, you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK D You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [Verse] Em D Two hours later, she was still at it C The driver had to refill gasoline and shit Am Baby baby, introduce yourself. What's your name, girl? G My name is Fred. Fred? Fred, yeah Bm C Fred, a'what a'what did you say? D Now that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gay D Now that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gay [Chorus] Em D C You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK Am G Bm C No, you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK D You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [Verse] G D So whatever kind of trouble you might get yourself into G D Just think of me that night and what I went through G D I thought it was Helen or Marie or whatever, giving me head G D Until I realised it was this dude called Fred ... Hello G And that was a Birmingham Ho D Hey, ho hey, ho hey G And that was a Birmingham Ho D Hey, ho hey, ho hey, ho hey Take it away now.. Em (Her kan du strengt tatt holde (Em) hele veien frem til refrenget, men vers grepene funker også greit) Hold on a minute, that's bullshit You told me it was a microphone And you wanted me to sing in it I have a lot of friends and I do lots of things for them I don't think it's me, I think it's you that have a problem So zip up and try to be a gentleman I have feelings too and I don't need you to hurt them So zip up and try to be a gentleman So zip up and try to be a gentleman [Chorus] Em D C You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK Am G Bm C No, you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK D You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK Em D C You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK Am G Bm C No, you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK D You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK G And that was a Birmingham Ho D Hey, ho hey, ho hey G And that was a Birmingham Ho D Hey, ho hey, ho hey, ho hey