Tom: F
F Dm Bb Gm C
F Dm Bb Gm C
[Verse 1]
F Dm
Come and check this bag of bones right now
Gm
You're standing at the altar-gate of the
Bb C
Cult of Tuna in its own way
F Dm
Bring the women as we salivate
Gm
O'er the teachings of a greater god
Bb C
Get the robe and learn the handshake
[Refrain]
F Dm Bb Gm C
[Verse 2]
F Dm
Almighty Pingy is a peaceful god
Gm
He shows up in a van of night
Bb C
With predictions on a barf bag
F Dm
So predicting doomsday is an easy task
Gm
If somehow we miscalculate
Bb C
We'll sacrifice the harem
[Chorus]
Bb C F C/E Dm
And fuck yeah, is it really time to go?
C Gm C F C/E Dm
Into the tunnel of smelly loooove
C Bb C
Wе away
F C/E Dm
I think I've found my glory hole
C Gm7 C F
Inside thе tunnel of smelly love
[Refrain]
F Dm Bb Gm C
F Dm Bb Gm C
[Verse 3]
F Dm
Our awesome leader is a handsome man
Gm
His eyes will stare into your soul
Bb C
His smile will leave you wanting
F Dm
He just asks that you give all you have
Gm
Your life, your soul, your credit card
Bb C
He is the life fantastic
[Chorus]
Bb C F C/E Dm
And fuck yeah, is it really time to go?
C Gm C F C/E Dm
Into the tunnel of smelly loooove
C Bb C
Wе away
F C/E Dm
I think I've found my glory hole
C Gm7 C Bb
Inside thе tunnel of smelly love
[Bridge]
F
And doesn't it feel good
Bb F
To have computers attached to your kneecaps?
Bb F
Maybe you like computers attached to your kneecaps
Dm Gm
Haven't seen that until now, I gotta say
C
It kinda freaks me out
[Chorus]
Bb C F C/E Dm
And fuck yeah, is it really time to go?
C Gm C F C/E Dm
Into the tunnel of smelly loooove
C Bb C
Wе away
F C/E Dm
I think I've found my glory hole
C Gm7 C F
Inside thе tunnel of smelly love
