'Cause I'm a mean drunk and I cheat at pool I let Jim beam tell me what to do And I'm totally uninterested in you You can buy me a drink if we don't have to talk You could take me home but I'd rather walk 'Cause I'm a mean drunk from the inside out My guitar is the only thing I'm about And I've got news for you if you want to take me out You can open my doors if you think it's a start You might make me smile but you won't get my heart no