Tom: A A D A G A D A G A D Well, I went down to the Grundy County Auction A E Where I saw somethin' I just had to have A D My mind told me I should proceed with caution A E A But my heart said "Go ahead an' make a bid on that!" A An' I said, hey, pretty lady, won'cha gi'me a sign A Id' give anything to make you mine all mine D G A I'll do your biddin' an' be at your beck and call A Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine A Man, I gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind D E I'm goin' once, goin' twice, A I'm sold! On the lady in the seccond row A She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten, I know A She's got ruby-red lips, blond hair, blue eyes A A D A G A D A G An' I'm about to bid my heart good-bye! A D Well the auctioneer was goin' about a mile a minute A E He was takin' bids an' callin' them out loud A D An' I guess I was really gettin' in it A E A 'Cause I just shouted out above the crowd! A An' I said, hey, pretty lady, won'cha gi'me a sign A Id' give anything to make you mine all mine D G A I'll do your biddin' an' be at your beck and call A Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine A Man, I gotta have her, she' a one-of-a-kind D E I'm goin' once, goin' twice, A I'm sold to the lady in the long black dress, A Well she won my heart, it was no contest. A With her ruby red lips, blond hair, blue eyes A A D A G An' I'm about to bid my heart good-bye! E Yeah, we found love on the auction block F#m An' I hauled her heart away G Now we still love to laugh about E The way we met that day A An' I said, hey, pretty lady, won'cha gi'me a sign A Id' give anything to make you mine all mine D G A I'll do your biddin' an' be at your beck and call A Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine A Man, I gotta have her, she' a one-of-a-kind D E I'm goin' once, goin' twice, A I'm sold! On the lady in the seccond row A She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten, I know A She's got ruby-red lips, blond hair, blue eyes A A D A G A D A An' I'm about to bid my heart good-bye!