Tom: F#m C# Oh no, I think that Mars is in retrograde D Can't date, ya gotta wait until Saturday C# Hot sex with a Gemini in '85 D Had a rumble with a Capricorn, I don't know why A Every night I read my horrorscope and cry [Pre chorus] A E A F A Leo, Virgo F# F C# A Don't go outside, don't go outside E A F A Pisces, Libra F# F C# A Don't even try, don't even try [Chorus] E A F A The moon is full F# F C# A But my mood's down low E A F A My heart says yes E F E But my chart says no [Verse 2] C# D C# D Horrorscope blues, astrology abuse C# D C# D The planets are confused and everyone's gonna loose [Pre chorus] A E A F A Cancer, Prancer F# F C# A Don't go outside, don't go outside E A F A Dasher, dancer F# F C# A Don't even try, don't even try [Instrumental] E A F A F# F C# A E A F A F# C# [Chorus] E A F A The moon is full F# F C# A But my mood's down low E A F A My heart says yes E F E But my chart says no [Verse 3] C# Oh no, I think that Mars is in retrograde D Can't date, ya gotta wait until Saturday C# Hot sex with a Gemini in '85 D Had a rumble with a Capricorn, I don't know why C# Oh no, everything is in retrograde D Slapped a Virgo 'cause I forgot to burn my sage C# Car broke down when i smooched that little Gemini D C# D C# D Skinny dipping with my super fly Pisces guy A Every night I read my horrorscope and cry