Tom: E
E B
Jordan wanted to sign
A F#m
With Adidas for shoes
E B
But Nike gave him an offer
A F#m
That he could not refuse
[Chorus]
E F F#m
It wasn't a pizza that poisoned him in Utah
C#m B
With a hotel bill to prove
A F#m
Three thousand dollars on just five dudes
[Instrumental]
E | F | F#m | F#m |
C#m | B | A | F#m |
[Verse 2]
E B
I bought fake Jordans
A F#m
They weren't even shoes
E B
Oh, he looked so sick
A F#m
It was all over the news
[Chorus]
E
But it wasn't the pizza
F F#m
And it wasn't the flu
C#m B
Yeah, I love drinking too
A F#m
I love drinking too
[Outro]
E | F | F#m | F#m |
C#m | B | A | F#m B |
C#m | B | A |
