Tom: Em Em He-he-hello Em You know, I’ve been through so many things in my life and learned so much Em But it wasn’t until I opened a new jar of joy and learned to relish life that I finally told the world Em Em I actually am a cracker [Verse 1] Em Hey, looky here, it’s the matzah mama (Oh, hello!) G C B7 Yes, thin, white, salty, won’t you have a taste Em You know me, I try to bring the drama G C B7 Watch what I do, watch what I can do [Pre-Chorus] Em I try to dance for you kids (A-ha) Em I try to serve you the splits (What?) C You know I can’t touch the floor (Ouch!) B That’s my lady bits Em Em Really, I don’t, I really don’t know why they love what I do C I’m a white girl, so I’m off beat B Still they cheer when I'm back on my feet! [Chorus] Em G I’m a woman, on top of the world C Am B7 She may look cute, but please don’t call her a girl Em G I’m a woman, sometimes a mess C Am B7 But the future is calling and it's telling me yes (Yes, henny) [Post-Chorus] Em G La la la la la la la la la C Am B7 La la la la la, oh yeah Em G La la la la la la la la la (On top of the world, top of the world) C Am B7 La la la la la, oh yeah [Verse 2] Em Ever since I was just a little baby G C B7 I knew that I was gonna be special but I didn't know how Em Ups and downs and it turns out maybe G C B7 Dreams can come true, watch what I can do (Watch me) [Pre-Chorus] Em I guess I'm a comedy queen (A-ha) Em Or that's what I've told folks (Yeah) C But girl, when I try out the new stuff (Ow!) B I'm like, okay, stick to the old jokes Em Em You know what, I learned what I shoulda known from the start C B Em Whatever you do, people love what you do if you do it with heart (Aww) [Chorus] Em I’m a woman, on top of the world G C Am B7 She may look cute, but please don’t call her a girl Em I’m a woman, sometimes a mess G C Am B7 But the future is calling and it's telling me yes (Yes, girl) [Post-Chorus|Outro] Em G La la la la la la la la la C Am B7 La la la la la, oh yeah Em G La la la la la la la la la (I'm a woman of the world, I'm a woman of the world) C Am B7 La la la la la, oh yeah