Too much private business keepin' me up at night Bowel Movement #78 My bathroom is new You, you don't go in the bathroom after me Bowel Movement #78 12 o'clock, way too late All this private business My sinkers are black You, you don't go in the bathroom after me With you I would not wanna be you I'm warning you I would not wanna be you Too much private business keepin' me up at night Bowel Movement #78 My bathroom is fresh for you You, you don't go in the bathroom after me Bowel Movement #78 I'm talking about 12 o'clock, way too late I say, all this private business My sinkers are black -- it's true! You, you don't go in the bathroom after me With you I've put the fan on for you I'm warning you I'll spray lots of Lysol I'm warning you I'll light a match just for you I'm warning you This is some na-sty ass stool I'm warning you You, nobody can do what I can do, no