Tom: G
G
I know a gal got a lot to lose
C9
She's a pretty nice lady but she’s kinda confused
G
Got muscles in her head ain't never been used
D
Thinks she owns half of this town
G
Starts drinking heavy gets a big red nose
C9
And she beats her old man with her pantyhose
G
And takes him out and buys him new clothes
D G
That's the way that the world goes 'round
G
That's the way that the world goes 'round
C9
One minute you’re up and the next you’re down
G
It's a half an inch of water and you think you're gonna drown
D G
That's the way that the world goes 'round
G
Well I was sittin’ in the tub just a countin’ my toes
C9
When the radiator broke and the water froze
G
Got stuck in the ice without any clothes
D
Naked as the eyes of a clown
G
I was crying ice cubes hoping that I'd croak
C9
When the sun came through the window and the ice all broke
G
I said son of a gun man that’s just a joke
D G
And that's the way that the world goes 'round
G
That's the way that the world goes 'round
C9
One minute you’re up and the next you’re down
G
It's a half an inch of water and you think you're gonna drown
D G
That's the way that the world goes 'round
