Tom: C INTRO: G F #1. C I'm a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend, like a burned out bearing in a bad machine. F I can't breathe in the morning til I get myself a C cigarette lit. G F C I say dad blame anything, a man can't quit. #2. C I'm a brand new newly-wed married again, nine times previous and this makes ten. F I ought to be kicked so hard til I can hardly walk C around or sit. G F C I say dad blame anything, a man can't quit. CHORUS: F Still I keep it up, keep it up, and do it all the time. C F Every now and then I make up my mind to give it up, give D G it up, throw it away..I usually change my mind later on up in the day. #3. C I'm a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend, like a burned out bearing in a bad machine. F I can't breathe in the morning til I get myself a C cigarette lit. G F C I say dad blame anything, a man can't quit. CHORUS: F Still I keep it up, keep it up, and do it all the time. C F Every now and then I make up my mind to give it up, give D G it up, throw it away..I usually change my mind later on up in the day. #4. C I'm a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend, like a burned out bearing in a bad machine. F I can't breathe in the morning til I get myself a C cigarette lit. G F C I say dad blame anything, a man can't quit.