Tom: B
E - 022100
D#m - x68876
[Intro]
B E F# x4
[Verse 1]
B
Story of my life story
E
of my life Well let's just
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say it's a fork and a knife
B
There's one thing on my mind
one thing all the time
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I gotta fill my mouth
[Verse 2]
B
Got no favorite meal
got no favorite meal
E
I say every meal is clean
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if it fills me up for real
B
My belly is big and that's
E
just the start My
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appetite is my heart
[Refrain 1]
C#m
And when I've had enough
E
I just throw up and laugh
[Chorus 1]
B E
But this time this time
C#m F# B
It's not a cow Kind of
E C#m
personal can't explain
F# B
to you why No this time
E C#m F# B
this time It's not a cow
E C#m F#
So Mr. PC are you ready to bow
[Verse 3]
B
Breakfast in bed breakfast
E
in bed The bed is in the
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kitchen so it's easy to
B
be fed And when I'm fed
yes when I am fed
E F#
I go right back to bed
[Verse 4]
B
Food and sleep watch
food and sleep watch
E
These things should keep
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me from having too much
B
My belly is big and
that's just the start
E F#
My appetite is my heart
[Refrain 2]
C#m
Sometimes it feels that
E
I could kill for dessert
[Chorus 2]
B E
But this time this time
C#m F# B
It's not a cow Kind of
E C#m
personal can't explain
F# B
to you why No this time
E C#m F# B
this time It's not a cow
E C#m F#
So Mr. PC are you ready to bow
[Instrumental]
B E D#m F# F# E
[Bridge]
B E D#m
Story of my life A big
F# F# E
fork and the sharpest knife
B
I guess this solid solid
E D#m
solid solid bridge leads me
F# F# E
on To the nearest fridge
[Refrain 1]
C#m
And when I've had enough
E
I just throw up and laugh
[Chorus 3]
B E
But this time this time
C#m F# B
It's not a cow Kind of
E C#m
personal can't explain
F# B
to you why No this time
E C#m F# B
this time It's not a cow
E C#m F#
So Mr. PC are you ready to bow
[Chorus 4/Outro]
B E
But this time this time
C#m F# B E
It's not a cow
C#m F# B
not a cow No this time
E C#m F# B E
this time It's not a cow
C#m
Not a pig sheep chicken moose
F# B
duck snake horse or frog
