Tom: G
G Em
[Verse 1]
G Em
This is my sad Christmas song
G Em
I've had it stuck in my head all day long
Am Em
I wrote it in the car on my ride home
Am C
Cause I knew I'd walk in the door and I'd be alone
G Em
Why'd I even put up that fuckin' tree?
G Em
If there's no one here that's gonna see
Am Em
Just how pretty she looks on Christmas Eve
Am C
Cause there's no one here next to me
[Chorus]
G
This is my sad Christmas song
Em
So I light another bong
Am
I turn on the radio
C
I binge watch our favorite shows
G
This year feels kind of lame
Em
But the last one was the same
Am
But the holiday spirit they say
C
Is taking off on a plane
G
This is my sad Christmas song
G Em
Fa lalalala
[Verse 2]
G Em
I always thought that Santa was kind of cute
G Em
There's something about his beard, big belly, and boots
Am Em
I love Santa more than cookies this year
Am C
I thought he might appreciate a few beers
G Em
That's why I'm always on the naughty list
G Em
He said cause when I get drunk, I'm always showing my tits
Am Em
He leaned in for a kiss and he got real near
Am C
I had to stop Santa and say "My true love ain't here"
[Chorus]
G
This is my sad Christmas song
Em
So I rip another bong
Am
I never been good at making plans
C
Next year, I'm gonna be with my man
G
My little sister says I'm the Grinch
Em
But my mom thinks I'm just a bitch
Am
Why did you have to go?
C
We were under the mistletoe
G
This is my sad Christmas song
Em
Fa lalala
Em
Fa lalala
[Bridge]
G Em
Missing you on fuckin' Christmas, why did you have to go?
G Em
Wishing you a Merry Christmas, know I miss you so
G Em
Missing you on fuckin' Christmas, why did you have to go?
G Em
Wishing you a Merry Christmas, know I miss you so
[Outro]
G Em
Wishing you a Merry Christmas
Em
(Fa lalalala
Em
Fa lalala)
G Em
Wishing you a Merry Christmas
Em
(Fa lalalala
Em
Fa lalala)
G Em
Wishing you a Merry Christmas
Em
(Fa lalalala
Em
Fa lalala)
G Em
Wishing you a Merry Christmas
