Battleship

Got sick of it: being sick with it. 
It's an optional disease for those born of leisure. 
Born bored, boring becomes you. 
Hand-me-down games, you know they must numb you. 
Enjoy life! Eat out more often! 
You'll sleep tonight - you'll sleep in a coffin. 
Symptoms subside when the heart ceases beating. 
Vampire time is all you believe in. 
So: consturct an airtight alibi. 
You sink my battleship every time. 
It's an easy process, step by step, blue screen red blip. You. Sunk. My. Battleship.