Bette Midler

Mr. Goldstone

Bette Midler


[Rose:] Have an eggroll, Mr. Goldstone. 
Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair.
Have a spare rib, Mr. Goldstone. 
Any spare that I can spare I'll be glad to share! 

Have a dish, have a fork, have a fish, have a pork. 
Put your feet up. Feel at home. 
Have a smoke, have a Coke. 
Would you like to hear a joke? 
I'll have June recite a poem! 

Have a leechie, Mr. Goldstone. 
Tell me any little thing that I can do. 
Ginger peachy, Mr. Goldstone. 
Have a kumquat, have two! 
Everybody give a cheer. 
Santa Claus is sitting here. 
Mr. Goldstone I love you! 

Have a Goldstone, Mr. Eggroll. 
Tell me any little thing that I can do. 
Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce. 
Have a cookie, have a few! 
What's the matter, Mr. G? 
Have another pot of tea. 
Mr. Goldstone I love you! 

[Herbie:] There are good stones and bad stones 
and curbstones and gladstones 
and touchstones and such stones as them. 
[Rose:] There are big stones and small stones 
and grind stones and gall stones, 
[All:] but Goldstone is a gem! 

There are milestones, there are mill stones. 
There's a cherry, there's a yellow, there's a blue. 
But we don't want any old stone, 
only Goldstone will do! 
Moon stones, sun stones. 
We all scream for one stone. 
Mr. Goldstone we love you! 
Goldstone!