Bette Midler

I'm Singing Broadway

Bette Midler


I'm singing Broadway and I love it! 
I'm singing Broadway and I'm proud! 
You can keep your Springsteen. 
Shove your Chaka. 
I really don't care for that kind of kaka. 
Ethel, Liza, Chita, that's my crowd, my crowd! 

Yes-sah, I'm singing Broadway and it's heaven! 
'Cause "Heaven" is a song from a Broadway show! 
Ah, just give me a part that's got laughter and tears 
and I'll beat it like Yul Brenner for the next thousand years! 
Ah, Broadway, Broadway, Broadway! Brrrrrravo! 

Ahhh, who needs a girl who's got flourescent hair, 
or an ugly boy singing off key? 
Give me a broad who's got tits out to there, 
belching it out to the balcony! 

AhhhAHHHHHHHH!!!! 
Yes, sir! I'm singing Broadway and it's heaven! 
I'll be singing Broadway, yes, 'til I die! 
Just tell me what could be better 
than shaking your buns 
in front of a chorus 
of thirty-five nuns? 
I'll climb every mountain 
and ford every river I see. 
A Lady and her muszack, 
Ha-that's ha-me! Yeah!