I'm a little bit wine drunk, working hard to play dumb Trying not to look like a damn fool Laid out on the living room couch at my parents' house I'm in my shoes with my feet up 9-5 hates me, so I ditched the whole week I'm starting over again Here's to the rest of the best of my life, oh Cheers, raise a glass to the past, say goodbye, oh Moving like a scandal, taking on the devil Living in my head, I'll show ya Here's to the rest of the best of my life, oh She's got her lipstick spread and her teeth stained red Like a state school cannibal honey And it's two PM, honey's still in bed And I don't know if I should be worried My girl's a head case, I'm looking for headspace But I found a change of heart Here's to the rest of the best of my life, oh Cheers, raise a glass to the past, say goodbye, oh Moving like a scandal, taking on the devil Living in my head, I'll show ya Here's to the rest of the best of my life, oh I'm heading for hell A leather-studded angel No, I won't back down I'm broke but I ain't broken yet Here's to the rest of the best of my life, oh Cheers, raise a glass to the past, say goodbye, oh Here's to the rest of the best of my life, oh Cheers, raise a glass to the past, say goodbye, oh Moving like a scandal, taking on the devil Living in my head, I'll show ya Here's to the rest of the best of my life, oh