She has a nice beard Has a mustache Has a nice teeth And she has a big ass You can keep ur romance And you can keep ur slow dance 'Cause I don't need to hold hands To know that I'm broken So sweet So sweet Of you to bone me But babe I've been around Ur nothing new Backseat Backseat I had you soaking Oh, and I swear I drank you up like Apple juice Low-key Low-key Smelt like bologna But, baby, I don't wanna put the Blame on you So weak So weak You need some protein So let me slip inside then I'll give Some to you But I don't even love myself So how could I expect you to Love me Touch me Call me honey To put it bluntly You can keep ur romance And you can keep ur slow dance 'Cause I don't need to hold hands To know that I'm broken And you can keep ur heartbreak And you can keep ur dumb dates 'Cause I don't give a fuck babe Give up babe For fuck's sake Told me I should just shut up I know that Sometimes I can be too much But fuck that I'm not even sorry that I hurt you It's my pity party thought I warned you Told me I should just grow up I felt that Every time I fall in love Regret that Don't trust me I'll only just desert you Guarantee I'll eat you like dessert too But I don't even love myself So how could I expect you to Love me Touch me Call me honey To put it bluntly You can keep ur romance And you can keep ur slow dance 'Cause I don't need to hold hands To know that I'm broken And you can keep ur heartbreak And you can keep ur dumb dates 'Cause I don't give a fuck babe Give up babe For fuck's sake Now I'm in ur room sitting bedside Saying that I'm hungry for the 400th time You seem to always ignore me when its date night Ur watching reruns of friends for like the 400th time So then I get in a mood, I blame the white wine And now I'm screaming again for like the 400th time And you don't ask to me fuck, I guess it's implied I guess it's implied, babe, I guess it's implied You can keep ur romance And you can keep ur slow dance 'Cause I don't need to hold hands To know that I'm broken And you can keep ur heartbreak And you can keep ur dumb dates 'Cause I don't give a fuck babe Give up babe For fuck's sake I don't want to hold hands I don't want ur romance And I don't need ur slow dance to know that I'm broken