I thought I knew what I was doing I was wrong Mistakes I've made and lived to tell I tell them in a song I knew a river wide and deep Her banks were very tall At one end was a mountain stream The other was a waterfall, boys The other was a waterfall I asked the old man by the river He did not recall The last attempt to ride a barrel Over the waterfall The ferry boatman, he did tell me That the chance was very small None survived who went alive Over the water fall, boys Over the waterfall So I built myself an oaken barrel And inside I did crawl I broke the record but I broke my back Going over the waterfall And now it's been my luck to live to tell The only tale I can It don't hurt you when you fall Only when you land, boys Only when you land