Yo! Hey, what's happening, dude? I'm the guy with the rep for being rude Terrorizing people wherever I go It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow Fixin' test scores to get the best scores Droppin' banana peels all over the floor I'm the kid that made delinquency an art Last name Simpson, first name Bart I'm here today to introduce the next phase The next step in the big Bart craze I've got a dance real easy to do I learned it with no rhythm, and so can you So move your body if you've got the notion Front to back in a rock-like motion Now that you've got it, if you think you can Do it to the music, that's the Bartman Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman Whoa! Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man Shake it out, man! Front to the back, to the side if you can, can Bartman! Everybody in the house do the Bartman Uh-huh Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man Whoa, mama! Front to the back, to the side if you can, can Whoa Everybody in the house do the Bartman It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep Homer was yellin' Bart! Mom was too Because I put mothballs in the beef stew Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom Sitting by myself, confined to my room When all else fails, nothin' else left to do I turn on the music, so I can feel the groove Move your body, if you've got the notion Whoa, I'm feelin' the groove now, baby! Front to back in a rock-like motion Bring it back, whoa! Move you hips from side to side now Do the Bartman! Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now Whoa, Lisa, Ha! If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it Ha, ha, ha! Light rhythm in time with the music Ha, ha, ha, Check it out, man You just might start a chain reaction If you can do the Bart, you're bad like Michael Jackson Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman Oh, yeah! Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man Shake yo' body! Front to the back, to the side if you can, can Huh! Everybody in the house do the Bartman Yeah, do the Bartman Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman Everybody, yeah, do the Bartman Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man Shake it out Front to the back, to the side if you can, can Whoa, mama Everybody in the house do the Bartman I'm bad, I'm bad! Do the Bartman Do the Bartman! Everybody back and forth, from side to side Do the Bartman Do the Bartman! Pick your feet up off the floor, let 'em glide! Do the Bartman Do the Bartman! She can do it, he can do it, so can I Do the Bartman Do the Bartman! Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny Turn it down! Will you stop that infernal racket?! Do the Bartman! Oh, my ears! Lisa! Put that saxophone away! You can't touch this I didn't do it Nobody saw me do it You can't prove anything Oops! Now I'm in the house, feeling good to be home Till Lisa starts blowing that damn saxophone And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away But still I'm feeling good, so that's okay I'm up in my room, just a singin' a song Listen to the kick drum, kickin' along Yeah, Lisa likes jazz, she's their number one fan But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Bartman Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman Hey, everybody! Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man Need I remind you? Front to the back, to the side if you can, can I am Bart, Bart-man Everybody in the house do the Bartman Shake it out Do the Bartman Do the Bartman! Everybody back and forth, from side to side Do the Bartman Do the Bartman! She can do it, he can do it, so can I Move your body, if you've got the notion Move it Front to back in a rock-like motion Swing it! Move you hips from side to side now Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it Dooby, dooby, dooby, dooby, doo, wop, bop, bop! Light rhythm in time with the music Dabba doo, dabba doo, dab it! You just might start a chain reaction Dabba dab, doo dab Hee, hee, hee, I'm a Bartman Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman Swing it, baby Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man Hoo-uh Front to the back, to the side if you can, can Oh, yeah, I'm bad, Real bad Everybody in the house do the Bartman Whoa, mama Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman Do the Bartman Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man Front to the back, to the side if you can, can Ha, ha! Everybody in the house do the Bartman Oh, yeah! Do the Bartman Move your body, if you've got the notion You call that dancing? Ha! Front to back in a rock-like motion (Do the Bartman) Watch this move Move you hips from side to side now (Everybody in the house do the Bartman) Ooh, uh uh, uh, ai, ai, Yeah! Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now (Do the Bartman) If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it Ha, ha, ha! Swing it! Jack your body in time with the music You just might start a chain reaction Eat your heart out, Michael! Woop! Everybody in the house do the Bartman Do the Bartman